I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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