You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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