He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Well I just put wine in my tea
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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