i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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