I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Pants are for mortals
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
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