There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Randomize
