Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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