I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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