Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
