He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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