What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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