you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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