I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
