OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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