fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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