whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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