Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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