You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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