Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
