Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
