Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
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