Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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