And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Slut skills are useful in every country.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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