I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
we made out on top of his cat.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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