Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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