Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Randomize
