Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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