plz talk dirty to me
17 year olds will be the death of me.
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Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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