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i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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