That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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