But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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