If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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