Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I have feelings that need drinking.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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