carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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