It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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