It's Friday. Sex?
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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