Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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