Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
It's never too late to be topless.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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