also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
honey bunches of taint.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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