He is such a slut. More and more my type.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
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