Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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