My brain says no but my pants say off.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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