You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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