yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
the raccoons are back...
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