Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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