no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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