OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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