shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
we should paint friendship bongs
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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