Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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