Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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