I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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