i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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